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“What, you expected some CTA right in your face? As if. I’m a confident guy — that’s why I’m gonna persuade you with the AIDA principles. I start by grabbing your Attention (check!), elaborate to build your Interest, engender a Desire for the solution I offer, and close with asking you to take Action.”

A SICK DUDE, FOUNDER
 PERSUATION AGENCY

“There’s no one I’d trust more than Persuasion Agency to both embiggen our lead funnel and channel the forces of darkness for our personal benefit.”

ERIC ENIGMA,
TORTOISE POLISHER

Meet our Team

Real-time sales flip-books are more than one man can handle, no matter how many digits of Pi I can remember. That’s three, by the way. That’s why my team is teeming with talent:

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And we’ll even include a didgeridoo concert!

Real World Example

We Already Did That Thing That You Want Us to Do

Check Out This Stuff We Know How to Do: 

Startled? Don’t be. 

We can see it in your eyes. That project that you’d like to bring us on for? 

Coincidentally, we’ve already done exactly that kind of work in the past. Multiple times, in fact. Some people call it a “profession”. 

We call it destiny.

“What's in the box? What's in the box!?”

Play the Didgeridoo

Wommmmm womwomwomwomwomwommmm
 mmmmmmmmmmm oooooooooo wommmmmmmmmm.

Pump Up Your Copy

Does your copy read a little limp? Are you excited and compelled by the energy flowing through these words? Yeah? Hell yeah!
 Let’s pump it up!

Recite Pi to Two Decimal Places

3.14.

Yeah, You’re Interested? We Can Also:

1. Align your synergies in order to cultivate holistic marketing campaigns and elevate #brand engagement via targeted nurturing … or something.

2. Make flip-book versions of your real-time sales dashboards. In real-time.

3. Form pacts with the dark spirits. For purposes of lead generation only.

Oli Gardner

Honorable mention for immortalizing me in the annals of landing page templates.

John Smith

John and his unnervingly generic name have been adding value to my team since 1998.

Jane Smith

Jane is … wait, Jane Smith? Are you guys siblings? Are your parents the most boring people on Earth?

Joe Smith

OK, let’s get real. I want copies of all of your birth certificates on my desk by EOD.

A Very Small Hedgehog

Questionable work ethic, but has made immeasurably positive contributions to office morale.

The Dark Spirits

Don’t ask them questions.

PERSUASION
.  AGENCY  .

Build your next campaign to a crescendo